Rule 3: Guidelines for the Hunt
Starting on a journey to find that perfect someone is much like preparing for a hunting expedition. If you are planning to capture a wild tiger or any other game, there are rules to follow as well as guidelines and restrictions professional hunters need to know.
Basic information about this incredible beast you intend to capture is vital. Before starting you need to know where to find your quarry, where it feeds and when. You also need to know what your quarry likes and what he/she finds completely irresistable.
Start with basic hunting rules to prepare yourself for your hunt:
A. This is a one tag hunt.
What that means is total for your hunt will be only one single catch. In most areas when a hunter applies for a particular hunt they are issued tags to define how many deer etc. they are allowed to bring home. If they are caught with more quarry than allowed, they are fined and possibly jailed.
In this hunt you are issued only one tag, then hunting season is over, at least for you. Try to make sure that whatever it is that you catch isn't something you'll eventually want to toss back.
B. Your quarry must be in season.
They must be single, unattached and interested in your gender, if not they are not taggable and you need to continue to look.
Trying to make a gay man straight or vice-versa may render results in the short run, but for the long run it's lost cause and not a good lifetime match.
C. You must hunt where your quarry is indigenous.
You wouldn't hunt for elephants in the back woods of the Ozarks... because you would never find one, and you could never get tags for one. You could be a really good hunter, the best, and would still have to visit a zoo to find an elephant. That elephant has already been tagged. Hunting season... over.
It's important that if you have a specific desire, and you know where to find what you are looking for, focus on that locale. For example if you area looking for an attorney, then you need to a) go to law school or b) work around or in the court system.
D. Start early.
Most hunters start at the wee hours of the morning to begin their hunt. They may get up at three or four. They'll find their station and sit there for hours waiting for that unsuspecting buck, dove, javalina etc..
It's important to start early... but climbing a tree at 4am because it hangs over a sidewalk where lots of cute guys walk to Starbucks--bad idea (they might think you're wierd). Although in terms of logistics, you would find some.
As soon as you start thinking about settling down and wanting to spend your life with someone else... that's when you start. If you keep putting it off; it won't happen.
Now is always the best time to start.
E. Wear camouflage.
Fit into the environment where you intend to hunt. It's important to dress the part and be a element of their world. As an example if you are looking for a professional, dress like one. It's going to help you accomplish your goal and get you to your soulmate sooner. If you want to be with a professional, then be one.
If you want to find a homeless guy (way easier) wear a tank top, cutoffs, wrap a bottle of whisky in a brown bag and buy a bus ticket to skid row. Nailed it! (If only professionals could be lured with a $5 bottle of booze.)
F. Don't forget doe scent. Important!!!
Hunters throw doe urine in an area to attract the buck. (Cool huh?)
Notice to reader: You are the bait! Give away or throw out every single bottle of perfume/cologne in your house but one. Pick your scent. This is important because it will be uniquely you.
The important thing to know about a fragrance is, that not only does it smell heavenly, used properly it can conjure up the vision of you, the thought of you, when you aren't even there... That is power. Any time you can get a person to think of you... use it. Every time your friends or that special someone smells that scent they will see you in their head. If you wear a dozen different colognes that will not happen.
Hunting season has begun...
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